We had a few friends over to the farm recently to build a new warehouse. Yes, Mahlon’s sneaker collection has gotten that large. The man does love his glow in the dark LeBron XII’s. Actually he’s more of a boot type of guy.
So why should you care that Lizzie Mae now has more closet space on the farm? You should care because we are filling it up with other products that we like from other people. Stuff like Squirrel Buster Feeders and bird seed storage containers that look a lot like galvanized trash cans. These are the products your customers will need and you should be the one to provide them. So when you order the products from us, we ship them to you free since our trucks are coming out your way anyhow. Easy peasy.